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daeneriss: kinkyturtle: avri-wallflower: sourcedumal: Fuck...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:38:54 -0400

kinkyturtle:

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING.

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup.

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women.

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it.

BAM.

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:36:11 -0400

pizzasalad: if ur sexually frustrated and u kno it clap ur hands

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:36:02 -0400

pizzasalad:

if ur sexually frustrated and u kno it clap ur hands

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:35:44 -0400

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:35:16 -0400

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:35:15 -0400

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:47 -0400

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

detention: im following back tons!!

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:45 -0400

detention:

im following back tons!!

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:43 -0400

acid-daydreams: 🌙

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:41 -0400

acid-daydreams:

🌙

your-own-ohana: “I do not make films primarily for children. I...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:24 -0400

your-own-ohana:

“I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether we be six or sixty.” - Walter Elias Disney

janzenbd: shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:21 -0400

janzenbd:

shinykari:

Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:15 -0400

jennstarkid: jennstarkid: jennstarkid: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:08 -0400

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:33:53 -0400

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

tyleroakley: captorihardlyknowher: kittygirlhazel: Friendly...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:33:44 -0400

tyleroakley:

captorihardlyknowher:

kittygirlhazel:

Friendly reminder that Vanellope von Schweetz is a disabled, bullied, homeless 9-year-old girl with no family and no friends.

#she’s also a fucking princess #who is the strongest character in her entire game #and learned to use her disability to her advantage #not to mention when she turned princess she decided just to be herself #she literally let no code change who she was #and she’s still as every bit of a badass as calhoun was

Wreck-It Ralph was SO GOOD.

Exams.

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:33:40 -0400

laugh-addict:

To your friends: DUDE, I’M GOING TO FAIL!

To your parents: The test was easy.

the-nocturnal-fangirl: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:33:33 -0400

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

aliens

buttlicked: you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:32:58 -0400

buttlicked:

you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone

beinggigantic: nawsike: egoidy80adgy: nawsike: egoidy80adgy: My back is so soreee What is...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:32:55 -0400

beinggigantic:

nawsike:

egoidy80adgy:

nawsike:

egoidy80adgy:

My back is so soreee

What is this even implying